"if you were a fruit what would you be?"
Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General.
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.
Get it together, Barack
And the witch starved to death, but she kinda deserved it. The cabin was made of Neil Diamond albums.
But… but… “Sweet Caroline.”
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both